Dear ladies and gentlemen.

ITS SO EFFIN’ COLD. I HATE YOU WEATHER.

xoxo, monkee.

PS: Studying for exams. I know right…WHERE’S MY DAMN HOT COCOA DAVID?

PSS: I just wanted to all let you know I didn’t exactly die.

But I had this dream last night and Gwyneth Paltrow came into my work and asked for multivitamins. Krystal (the other shop girl) wanted to serve her really bad coz they were longtime buddies. Anyway, Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t have Australian Dollars with her so she wanted to use her card but Krystal said it was okay and took out $20 from the till machine. Then she walked out of the shop and called it a day.

I KNOW RIGHT?!

So after she walked out, I was force to babysit the boss’ son Brian who’s like 4. And he was a genius and taught me how to do Quantum Mechanics. This is for all those nerds out there….YOUTUBE HELPED ME STUDY!

Okay I seriously gotta get back to those nerd books.

TAKE CARE! I LOVE YOUSE!!

Remember back in those days when all you ever did was watch youtube and google famous people on the internet? I’ve discovered that famous people and youtubers use TWITTER. Ohkeh, so Uncle Mikey did tell me to sign up and stuff when it was new but I forgot the email address and the password.

OH MY GOD! I MIGHT BE VIEWED BY FAMOUS PEOPLE!

I would totally tell my very overprotective, super Asian Dad (and Mum) that my famous husband Dean Winchester isn’t cheating on me coz I know what he does and where he goes and when he poos and yah-dah-yah-dah.

Don’t blame me if I like to conform. Stupid radio advertising *shakes fist*. Seriously, even my parents know about twitter…I am so behind in life.

Hush hush, you guys are the only young people I talk to ALL day. Old people are funny - they like talking about bums.

Back when I was a crazy blogaholic and wanted to know everyone’s lives, I would literally read and comment and befriend and blah blah blah blah etc etc with everyone. Then when they stopped blogging, I wondered what happened.

No, I haven’t dropped off the face of the earth…yet.

Well its really hard to type on a nintendo DSi. Yes…I’m a gamer dork and got one coz it had a camera on it. Truthfully, I think its just a waste of money. Bigger screens, cameras and you can play music but meh, you gotta sync the music from the computer which has a even bigger screen, a camera and plays itunes.

Shhh, being dorky is fun.

Anyway I’m gonna go and enjoy my Easter break eating easter eggs and hot cross buns.

HAPPY EASTER POOPIES AND POOPETTES

xoxo, monkee.